1. If you aimlessly wandering in the parking lot disregarding traffic pulling in and out like you are impervious to cars and own the place, you are...
- a. 87 years old
- b. foreign
- c. drunk
- d. a D-bag
- e. All of the above
- a. 87 years old
- b. foreign
- c. drunk
- d. a D-bag
- e. All of the above
3. An individual that still wear a visor is...
- a. 87 years old
- b. foreign
- c. drunk
- d. a D-bag
- e. All of the above
4. Your tips are terrible. That makes you...
- a. 87 years old
- b. foreign
- c. drunk
- d. a D-bag
- e. All of the above
5. When someone yells on the bus at any, given moment, decidedly, that person is...
- a. 87 years old
- b. foreign
- c. drunk
- d. a D-bag
- e. All of the above
6. If you can't provide me clear directions, you must be...
- a. 87 years old
- b. foreign
- c. drunk
- d. a D-bag
- e. All of the above
7. When you sneeze on my arm in line at the Home Depot with no remorse nor apology, you are...
- a. 87 years old
- b. foreign
- c. drunk
- d. a D-bag
- e. All of the above
8. You leave loud music on in their apartment for hours on end, even when you're not home, you would be...
- a. 87 years old
- b. foreign
- c. drunk
- d. a D-bag
- e. All of the above
9. If you find no humor in Seinfeld, chances are you may be...
- a. 87 years old
- b. foreign
- c. drunk
- d. a D-bag
- e. All of the above
10. You steal ALL of the sugar packets in restaurants. Therefore, you are...
- a. 87 years old
- b. foreign
- c. drunk
- d. a D-bag
- e. All of the above
- a. 87 years old
- b. foreign
- c. drunk
- d. a D-bag
- e. All of the above
12. If you have not answered truthfully to any of these questions or offended by this quiz you may be...
- a. 87 years old
- b. foreign
- c. drunk
- d. a D-bag
- e. All of the above
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