I recently went to something called a "Library". Tons of books there. Apparently these places are all over the nation, like a chain or something. AND they give you a ton of them for NO charge, so long as you fill out some paper work and be sure to hand them back on time. Late fees will get ya.
Anyways I found a dictionary there and thought I'd share some new words I learned.
Anyways I found a dictionary there and thought I'd share some new words I learned.
Temporary Storage Unit- An out- of-town friend’s studio apartment.
Zumba Zumba – Polish for “Zoom” (in or out)
Toggle- a move outlawed in the Twister.
E.P.C – 1. Energy Performance Certificate Syn. Gym Membership
E.P.C – 1. Energy Performance Certificate Syn. Gym Membership
Energy Rating – your weight.
Energy Assessor- 1. employed to test the energy efficiency of a property by collecting information about the age, build type, and heating system at home.
2. The amount of time you will put in at the gym based on the ratio of hot women.
Dramedy (Dramady) - Any Adam Sandler movie made after Happy Gilmore.
Funkinetics – studying motion and its causes with slinkys (slinkies) while listening to George Clinton
Parkquor-1. 2. An after dinner cordial served in the park. 3. A whore in the park.
Parkquor-1. 2. An after dinner cordial served in the park. 3. A whore in the park.
SLANG:
Spinnish- 1. 2. Official language of spinach.
Flash mob –Girls Gone Wild
E-Piracy- 1. Bootleg copies of E! News with Ryan Secrest. 2. Somalian laced Ecstacy
EarWorm- bad fishing tactic.
Flash mob –Girls Gone Wild
E-Piracy- 1. Bootleg copies of E! News with Ryan Secrest. 2. Somalian laced Ecstacy
EarWorm- bad fishing tactic.
Thesaurus – A sauce requested by Archie Bunker ex. “Ey Meathead, Dink you could pass me the sauras? Geeze.”
Curb Stomp- v. 1. The violent act of stomping on someone’s head by one or more people on the curb 2. A charming rendition of “stomp” located on a curb.
Zootie – 1. A joint laced with crack cocaine. 2. A failed muppet on Sesame Street in the early 90’s due to cocain
Curb Stomp- v. 1. The violent act of stomping on someone’s head by one or more people on the curb 2. A charming rendition of “stomp” located on a curb.
Zootie – 1. A joint laced with crack cocaine. 2. A failed muppet on Sesame Street in the early 90’s due to cocain
Jumbrella – An insulting name for overweight Isabellas everywhere.
Cold Turkey – a homeless man’s feast on Thanksgiving.
Smirt- 1. “smoke” and “flirt” 2. Smurf Fertilizer.
Bozack- 1. Scrotum. 2. Treatement used to cure Bo Jackson’s depression.
Cold Turkey – a homeless man’s feast on Thanksgiving.
Smirt- 1. “smoke” and “flirt” 2. Smurf Fertilizer.
Bozack- 1. Scrotum. 2. Treatement used to cure Bo Jackson’s depression.
Gwap – 1. money 2. an Italian Gwar fan.
Tramp Stamp – 1. stress indentations on a lawn produced by the legs (feet) of a trampoline. 2. Lady and the Tramp commemorative postage stamps. 3. Whore highlighter.
Nautical:
Broad in the Beam – 1. Obese. 2. A female construction worker related accident. Send help.
Technology:
Chatroom- the breakroom at Joanne Fabrics.
Broadband- a band made up of women as described by Long Island men from the 1950- 60’s. ex. “Ya know those Bengals is a complete Broadband. Total shit.”
Weblish- 1. Frequently used condiment by spiders and children with a speech impediment.
Technology:
Chatroom- the breakroom at Joanne Fabrics.
Broadband- a band made up of women as described by Long Island men from the 1950- 60’s. ex. “Ya know those Bengals is a complete Broadband. Total shit.”
Weblish- 1. Frequently used condiment by spiders and children with a speech impediment.
Outernet- Traditional media 2. Obliviously wearing swimsuit inside out.
Floppy discs- medical term for men’s breasts over the age of 60.
User Friendly- Tarzan's description of temperament while on meth.
Computer application – lubricant applied to CPU’s while in the sun.
Circuit Card- Your I.D while speed dating.
Binary- an extra curious canary.
Automation – Transformer procreation.
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