Art@Work

Just some more doodling over the past few weeks. It was slow bartending. Especially when you ignore everyone. I kid, I kid. (in case my boss is reading.)

Art(at)Work Stats

After some independent research, I've compiled some stats at work. This isn't necessarily "art", but I used the same dry erase boards and am not changing the title. That's too much work.

100% of this is true in 1/2 of Chris's brain.

For those who can't read my writing...

Art(at)Work

I'm a natural-born doodler; started way back in kindergarten. And though I grew up and found ways of focusing on the important things, like girls, if there's a writing utensil and any sort of canvas (in this case a dry erase board and marker) I can't help myself.

I'm sure these won't go fully appreciated unless you work with me. And even then...

Server Woes #185

Disclaimer: For all intents and purposes, my employment will be left anonymous and referred to as the "Shmolive Garden." 


New entrees on the menu are farcical. They just rotate the same ingredients and the pasta isn't baked in order to make it look exotic.

Server Woes #291

Disclaimer: For all intents and purposes, my employment will be left anonymous and referred to as the "Shmolive Garden." 


I know leaving $20 when the bill is $16.31 allows me a generous, bountiful $3. 69 tip to go towards my student loans, car insurance, car payment, cell phone bill, health care, dental, credit card bill, gas, groceries, new glasses, and into my savings account, so I understand why you felt that you really needed "just a few dollars" back. It is, of course, coming straight from your hard-earned social security fund that your generation will have to tell my generation all about someday. Like how nice it was.