The "Not So" Money Train

Taking the train has a lot of pros and cons. Here are some I was able to discern while traveling:

Pro: No luggage check.
Con: Explosives and the occasional wild animal welcome.

Pro: Electrical outlets available for charging cell phones.

Cons: ...for window seats only.

Pro: You can say bomb on a train.
Con: Notwithstanding a plane, people react exactly the same.

Pro: No snakes on a train.
Con: Yet.

Pro: Not as many crying babies.
Con: Influx of older, pouty adults.

Pro: Food cart.
Con: Food cart.

Pro: More leg space.
Con: More obnoxiously large marching band instrument space and touring marching bands getting word.

Pro: Able to watch T.V shows on laptop
Con: No sound, because the guy has his headphones in.