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5.05.2011

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

I think enjoying Cinco De Mayo while in front of the computer blogging about enjoying Cinco De Mayo really means you're not enjoying Cinco De Mayo. 

I am wearing beads, however. Only beads.

Sidenote: I know this is the "Day of the Dead", but my Lord has resurrected. What's the rule here? Does that mean Jesus can't get his hand stamped? Watch some zombie flicks? (Don't worry I'll put the Mexican subtitles on) Or should I be celebrating the really dead? Because I already drank a keg cheering Bin Laden's death. 


Alright, I'm already over my quota for Bin Laden jokes this year. Sorry. 

Party on Wayne. Party on Garcia.

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